Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Tuesday the 24th: Full Moon Forecast
TUESDAY AUGUST 24
Today we got us a complex mix of moods, starting with the Moons move into the watery depths of Pisces at 7:11 a.m. .. Let intuition rule.? The now unleashed potency of the Full moon spills into today.. Solutions to problems often come to us in dreams, and this morning is ripe for that. We might dream up a fabulous new approach to something we've been thinking about, or our dreams might show us something about ourselves that we've overlooked or ignored. At any rate, it's a good idea to leave the dream notebook by the bedside for easy access this morning. Even above water there are secrets at the heart of Nature that'd make you weep in agony. Here on Earth on the shore of the astral sea, I see you eyeing me across the grand ballroom, with it's exquisite walls of lapis and onyx, and it's Neo-modernist elliptic-hyperboloid French watertower of reinforced concrete with panoptic stained-glass lazuli windows. Under the great crystal chandeliers, humanity waltzes to the best the 21st century has to offer. There is nothing flexible about the way you're looking at me across those giant blue ice sculptures. The palace, the planet and all it's inhabitants, are poised precisely between the yang radiation of the Sun in Virgo on one side and the yin magnetic forces of the Moon in Pisces on the other. As the Moon is slivered by the shadow of the Earth, she darkens, and as she re-ignites, we seem to experience the lunar cycle in just a few hours. (The person in charge of dispelling lunar notions is off-duty during the hours of greatest morphic resonance, in order to provoke the gods.). When the dancing bear takes off its red dress and shits on the floor, we burst into action. During this Pisces Full Moon you can turn me to salt, dye me blue, and let the cows lick me into the homunculus of remorse, whence I will go about the countryside ejaculating Your name through kitchen windows. And the people will say, 'Look out, it's him again.' And, typically, there will be those among them who will say, 'Let's kick him to death.' And still others will countermand them, saying, 'No - let's just maim him and send him on his way.' Citizens and townsfolk, can you not see the sign around my diminishing neck? LOCK UP YOUR DOUBTERS: SHE IS RISEN, LIKE THE WOBBLY ROD OF MAN AS IT DOWSETH THE FLUIDIFEROUS CHALICE OF THE EMPERESS! THE EMPRESS.
WEDNESDAY AUGUST 25
The Day of Mercury in the kabbalistic World of Air and Activity, Yetzirah. Mercury's function in Yetzirah is to actively communicate. To think. To know. To reason. Mercury retrograde teaches (by Retroactive demonstration), the animation of Eidolons, the magick indwelling of icons by Spirit. Here are some drugs to avoid with the Moon in Pisces, and I've made it all as metaphor-free as Neptune itself will allow: Being drunk is a loud party with no ride home. Marijuana is flipping through the channels looking for news but only finding cartoons. Ecstacy is dancing to the beat of a song that's ruining your hearing. Mushrooms are like realizing that everything is alive, and everything is moving, and your house is running away. Heroin is a world where nothing goes wrong, ever, even when the roof cave in on you. Cocaine is all the speed of the Autobahn, with a thousand times more and deeper potholes. Caffeine is a commissioned salesman on a roll, and who cares if the store is closed? LSD is seeing what God sees, only to wonder later if God wouldn't rather have cable instead. Nicotine is five seconds of clarity and ten seconds of death. Ketamine is like being in a giant hamster ball at the rodeo. Salvia is like sitting in a hot bath with a head full of helium. Also: Religion is half an answer in an oversized hat. Spirituality is a muscular ditch-digger without a shovel. Politics is a band of attacking monkeys with written justification. Society is a beauty contest where you're the only contestant and everyone else is a judge. Materialism is a starving man filling his face with styrofoam packing peanuts. Community is an angry mob with torches that accepts you... today. Romance is a beautiful child who screams for cookies every ten minutes. Sex is an itch you'd gladly tear your skin off for one day, and just a rash the next. Patriotism is a loyalty oath directed towards an empty drum. The Internet is a room full of parrots all offering advice, all at once, all caked in each other's crap. Love is the reason we're all here, and is not the dominion of any one planet.
THURSDAY AUGUST 26
At 7:49 p.m. the Moon entering Aries is like having a-dose of fresh beginning. Aries energy is instinctive and fresh. It's pioneering and bold. Are you ready to launch a new venture? This Moon gives you the courage and faith in yourself to get cracking. If you are ready to make some kind of change in your life, give yourself some time today to really reflect on what makes your heart sing. Imagine what that feels like to achieve your goal. Then make an action plan, and give yourself a little task each day that moves you closer to realizing that dream. The Metaverse hears your request and wants to give you what you ask for, so the more clearly you can imagine your goal and successfully having it, the more easily the bountiful Metaverse can comply with you. As the Moon in Aries forms a quincunx to Saturn midday, we might experience a obstacle or slow down so take a deep breath and don’t hesitate. Meditate! Afternoon we are back up and going full speed ahead
FRIDAY AUGUST 27
Moon in Aries today means we are likely to be spontaneous and excitable. We may be prone to irritation at times. The Moon in Aries relates us with adventures, independence so as an exercise today, cut the beards off three Customs Officers (for those living in the interior, Customer Service Representatives will do) and place their whiskers in the glove compartment of a stalled and abandoned car. If they don't fit, keep trying. Another way of distracting your Gaian Mind is to push zucchini through the mail slots of new neighbors while dressed as a bumblebee and singing the lyrics to 'What's New Pussycat'. Fringe benefit of this experimen tal behaviour: you'll be the secret envy of anyone who ever professed to know what you were going to do next
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