Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Metaversal Hyper-Abyssic Astrology Forecasts (le chat est en l'embrassant dans mes rêves)

Thursday May 16
The Day of Jupiter in the kabbalistic World of Fire, Atziluth. If you don't have a good laugh today, you are missing the point. There is a whole division of the Angelic Hierarchy assigned to the sephiroth Chesed (Jupiter) whose purpose is divine inspiration through laughter. And there is no vision more critical in the career of the adept than the Metaversal Joke. Did you here the one about the astrologer who broke his arm and attributed it to an accident? As we start our day, the Moon in Leo brings forward the obstacles that we must face down in order to grow, principally self-doubt. Keeping that in mind, we can open to new opportunities that help us work things out, the benefit of harmonies with Venus and Uranus. With the Moon in Leo some may shave Celtic crosses on the rumps of consenting pooches and airbrush infrared barcodes on the haunches of catnip-tripping felines, but most won’t. Leo represents the period of when as children we begin primary school, which is the first detachment from the family structure, where we learn to make relationships and satisfy the need to be loved in the world. Games provide a way to relate to others and they teach us to accept and make rules, the basis for being able to structure our lives (from 7 to 13 years old). On the World Scale, Leo is between 3,000 to 800 BC when both the Egyptian and Sumerian civilizations flourished, when religion became monotheistic, where one being represented or was, God on Earth. During this Time of Pharaohs and Kings, Lion images proliferated in architecture and monuments, for the Lion is of course, King of Beasts. With the Moon in Leo today we may be seeking romance with a flare for the dramatic..Don’t let an insecure ego run rampant trying to overcompensate for what you think you don’t have. It’s easy to turn emotional incidents into high drama. Build emotional security by using your willpower. Be romantic. Love. Revel in the warmest kindest most tender parts of yourself.

Waterweek Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification


Friday May 17
Before Sunrise it is dark. All the animals are sleeping. They form a bridge. Invoke blessed Haniel, just before dawn or 2 hours after sunset and behold, a court of photosynthetic Angels who make this place inside your chest cavity a Paradise, performing tantric intercourse in magick towers and lush subterranean caves, opening your Lionheart chakra, a breeze like yellow silk on your naked skin. She really gets my donkeys up onstage. I love the way she plays with my expectations. Like a little dragon-faced hen bursting with tinsel and frayed at the wrong end. The Moon makes its waxing square to the Sun, the First Quarter Moon at 9:35 pm PT/27°25′ Leo/Taurus (12:35 am Saturday May 18 ET), setting the energies for the coming week. This furthers the processes started on the New Moon, and since it is also an eclipse cycle, what happens this week carries more significance than usual. At this time, we’re focused on what it is that prevents us moving forward. It’s time to remove those obstacles and create some magic. What we put forward now takes on the power of the waxing Moon and is likely to be successful, so plan well. The lunation is the final contact before the Moon’s void period that starts at 9:35 pm. Do not expect curb service with the mind that we had previously, because we now Have a Quantum Mind Deluxe . Love is the Law. With the subtlety of a sledgehammer, thought and expression, the depth of imagination, and the ability to think non-verbally inspire you to create beautiful art and music. Cyclonic Banshee Satori is the new mantra we assign to you free of charge. You want one of the round thingies, too? A mandala? All we have left are the ones with Aztec Mermaids in Cowboy Hats Riding Turquoise Emus. Oh, you’ve already got one of those? Well, you’ll have to wait if you want the Hedge-Devas on Bumblebees. Next week, maybe. At the time of this lunation (May 18 ET), the energy of the nation is focused on security needs. Many will seek distraction through sports and entertainment, but meaningful business ventures will be launched at this time as well. One of the President’s landmark policies is being brought forward. It will be a long haul to enactment, but it is both needed and will succeed, contributing substantially to the nation’s well being.
The First Quarter Moon’s Sabian Symbols are: “many little birds chirping on the limb of a large tree” (28 Leo/the Moon), and “A woman in middle life stands in rapt sudden realization of forgotten charms, in unexpected recovery of romance” (28 Taurus/the Sun). It’s never too late to find happiness. As long as we draw breath, we can experience joy and create a new fulfilling reality with each inhale and exhale. Time is the Metaversal chauffeur. Slow she carts me through space, sHe heals with hours and days,. And she is author of a novel titled LIFE. I'm crammed in her briefcase,
plotted in chapters till
THE END.

Saturday May 18
Mercury moves into the Zone of Harmony from an awkward angle, reactivating the process that came forward when Venus moved into this zone on the 10th. Mercury brings mental awareness that triggers a productive analytic process as the Moon moves into Virgo at 2:33 am (5:33 am ET). Again, we may feel chagrined about an awkward situation, but with the Moon in rational Virgo, we can connect the dots more easily and clear the air if the opportunity arises. Venus supports our process if we use the energy of the unexpected as she sextiles Uranus, although a quincunx to Pluto suggests that today’s events are just a step toward complete resolution. Animals love this energy. They’re thrilled about it. They romp and squeal and butt their horns and roll on their bellies like there's no tomorrow. But mostly they just amble along in quiet amazement at their own pure satisfaction

Sunday May 19
The Day of the Sun in the Week of Water. Between dark and light the angles of times are best manifest at their balance, so invoke Apollo, Ra, Elvis, or the baby-faced Sun god from the Teletubbies into your heart Chakra this morning. Our Qabalistic thunderbolt of revelation resembles a corkscrew in more ways than one. As the Moon makes its way through mid-Virgo, it reaches the zone of challenge that was established last May-June and gives us a chance to see it from a new perspective and find a new level of resolution with others. This is about our relationships, especially those that are most important to us. If we make the effort, good outcomes are ensured. The focused light in the idle [lighthouse] tower shines with the intensity of a locust fight in the tidal hour. In its creeping beam can be seen, far below, a brash hick hawking his wares (a hash brick) while walking his hares, a mock duck and a dairy fox covered in dock muck on the ferry docks, a fawn buyer and a lane mobster at a bonfire eating Main Lobster— “hand-caught and canned hot!”— and a pretty girl with a Yorkie puppy admiring a gritty pearl with a porky yuppie. Also visible in the roving light is a sprawl of schoonerists whose ship, now docked, is covered in the scrawl of spoonerists..


Monday May 20
Projecting Light Specific purple or octarine (a particular shade of electric pinkish purple) into your forehead and facing West, activate the Ajna Holographic Image Projection System (third eye), then invoke blessed Gabriel. Diana, or Sailor Moon into your Brow Chakra. It's the Moon's day in the week of water and the emotional body. The lunar orb being receptive and reflective, focuses the qualities of the signs and other planets to our personal Lightcraft. The Lunar center, and its intimate connection with the Holographic Image Projection System, is not only the foundation for the astral plane, but is the fiery aspect of astral energy itself. It cannot be weaned prematurely or circumcised without sedation lest it become traumatized and even more crestfallen. The pressure cooker has built up its maximum pressure, as Uranus makes its third of seven squares to Pluto at 11°14′ Aries/Capricorn. Although there is much more to come, we are feeling it today as a deep background impulse in a particular direction that will be played out as the fast-moving planets make contact in the coming weeks and when I am done with my wanderings, I too will lie upon those dewavèd sands, crawled upon by starfish radiant beneath the earth’s shadow, and there will I surrender myself to the first tongues of water, a salt doll waiting for its ocean. Honest Iago, please tell me. Do these boots go with this outfit? The Moon’s void period in Virgo commences at 9:48 am for a brief time of assimilation. Fears may surface, especially after the Moon enters Libra at 10:07 am PT (1:07 am May 21 ET), but this only means that the doorway to the depths of our own personal Pandora’s box is flung open. Don’t be fooled into thinking they are any more real than they were prior to today. Let them pass. Libra represents the period from 23 to 42 years old, when partnerships are made and balance is sought between others and oneself. On the World scale Libra is between 400and 1100 AD, when division of the church and state took over, and the Dark Ages swept over Europe and Asia. The opposition is symbolic of the fact that in order to emerge from the unconscious, internal conflicts must be brought out into the light of day. Marriage was the primary process through which opposing countries where integrated into a whole. With the Moon in Libra we are aware of our communal relations, law, justice and balance. The 7th house (Libra) has been called the house of marriage. The key to the New Aeon of MA'AT is figuring out the new symbol for Libra, as the institution of marriage was originally designed as a tool by the Church to secure it's future domination. Those that cannot find this new symbol and perform these symbolic rites on themselves and their tribe, and the whole fabric of material being, will inherit only the blues, decay, and husks. Think more in terms of partnership and remember, your heart must be light as a feather. Take this time to be good to your Libra ruled kidneys. These amazing organs filter some 400-500 hundred gallons of blood a day. Lemons, beets, cranberry juice and cabbage and leafy vegetables are all healing to your kidneys. Venus helps us open a wound that may have been festering in our relationships, offering a channel for release of tension. At 2:10 pm, the Sun enters Gemini to emphasize the vital importance of our connections with others, the most fruitful source of our current success. Mercury rushes in, making the connections that bring understanding of how to find our way out of any difficult circumstances we find ourselves in. It will take hard work and persistent faith in ourselves, but we will succeed.

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