Metaversal Hyper-Abyssic Astrological Forecast for March 23, 24

THURSDAY, MARCH 23
Take physical exercise in Jupiter's Day, when he is reigning, and use Jovial things such as Lapis Lazuli, Brass, Cedarwood, blue and aery colours, wine, honey; and entertain thoughts and feelings which are particularly Jovial, that is, expansive, healthy, and with good humour... - Marsilio Ficino, Renaissance Astrologer and Orphic Musician

There is a whole division of the Angelic Hierarchy assigned to the sephiroth Chesed (Jupiter) whose purpose is divine inspiration through laughter. And there is no vision more critical in the career of the adept than the Metaversal Joke. Did you here the one about the twin child, the male-female Holy Spirit of the Gnostic Mass, the living fruit of two sexual partners. The Book of Lies teaches that seed and child and parent are mystically one, and that the seed represents the innermost and highest expression of the parent. In the Star Sapphire, a metaversal ritual form of the IX, the invocation brings father, mother, son, and daughter (YHVH, above) into one point of mystic union, referred to as Ararita. This daughter-son, the living elixir, is made a sacrifice to the magical goal of the working. Note that it is not metaphorically alive, but literally alive, containing a great quantity of living cells. Thus, for the male magician, it is the sacrifice of "all that he is and all that he has" into the "Cup of Babalon", which is held by the Scarlet Woman of Babylon and in which the blood of the saints is said to be mingled. The inner incubation time is important and knowing when to intuitively act is a part of the process. Even projects already in motion may benefit from releasing attachments to specific pictures or outcomes and allowing for the possibility of even greater expression to unfold. Meta-musically speaking, we can use the harmony from the waxing Moon in Aquarius to Venus in Aries, sign of self-love, to conquer futility, by making changes in our ideas, routines and ways of relating. It is an ill wind that blows no minds.
This is a lovely, victorious morning to share with a stimulating, active friend. This afternoon, we can stay in tune by avoiding unnecessary arguments, and by channeling our mental gifts (empowered by a square from Mercury to deep Pluto) in focused work, research, or healing. Address every cat you see today with the greeting ‘Good afternoon, Mr. Ravenscrofte’, even if the cat is female, and even if it isn’t the afternoon. Doff your hat if you’re wearing one; click your heels if you’re not.

FRIDAY, MARCH 24
If you actively invoke blessed HANIEL, the Archangel of Venus into your heart today, you may find you have developed the ability to feel like Khrisna, multiplying himself into a dozen pastoral, naked farmhands with muddy feet and emerald pond scum on their thighs, or maybe you are a young Freya on the back of a panther, eating honey. The Day of Venus, who gets oversimplified like a lot of her sisters, is one of the most complex planets going: she works as an attractive force and as a creative one. Intelligence is the greatest aphrodisiac, but a dab of extract from a civet's anal gland and a nice pair of shoes will work just as well today.Mercury in hot Aries, still smoking from yesterday’s incendiary square to Pluto, opposes Jupiter the producer at 5:45 am (8:45 ET). If we’re up then, the moment is ripe to journal about personal and interpersonal needs and get the word out. Today’s number 7 resonates with both Venus and Jupiter, and with prosperity. Moon in bright Aquarius moves this morning to harmonize with both Mercury and Jupiter, as well as ruler Uranus. With Moon in her Last Quarter, this is the perfect time to focus on finishing something, helping others, and sharing information to help others.