Metaversal Daily Forecasts: The Last Days of March

SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 28
This morning, Moon in nurturing Cancer favors a trip to farmers market, cooking healthy food and sharing love with
yourself. A midday trine to Mercury in Pisces is great for giving or receiving therapy, having a guest for lunch,
and calling someone who needs to be listened to with empathy. In general communications flow well until around
5:00pm (8:00 ET), when we start feeling the influence of this evening’s square from Moon to feisty Mars. Get some
exercise and help a loved one tackle a project, like cleaning your aunt’s bathtub, directing your grandchild’s
math homework or empowering your spiritual sister to make needed life changes. It’s best to avoid confrontations and
victim trips, as Moon-Mars can get into it. This evening you can't go wrong with a midnight trip to Metaversal,
since the last Saturday of every month is Eternal Return, the darkwave club with no equal. This evenings performance is
by English songstress Crymea River and her Band of Bliss...........
Affirmation

SUNDAY MARCH 29
The stars don’t take holidays, and their influence can make this a productive Sunday morning and afternoon.
A morning trine from Moon in creative Leo to Saturn, planet of manifestation, offers promising results as we put
our hearts into a long-term project for ourselves, our children, or others for whom we care deeply. Intentions
related to nature coincide with Palm Sunday and its pagan roots in celebration of humankind’s relationship to the
natural world. From 1:30 to 5:30 pm (4:30 to 7:30 ET), a quincunx from Moon to Neptune favors taking in a museum
exhibit or enjoying a concert or inspirational gathering. After that, a trine from Moon to Aries Sun helps us put
finishing touches on this morning’s project or talk about our feelings. Take a walk to enjoy the sunset as you praise
this planet’s beauty or attend Johannes' Yoga Classes, every Sunday at Metaversal, Sunrise, Noon, and Sunset.


MONDAY, MARCH 30
Projecting Light Specific purple or octarine (a particular shade of electric pinkish purple) into your forehead and
facing West, activate the Ajna Holographic Image Projection System (third eye), then invoke blessed Gabriel. Diana, or Sailor Moon into your Brow Chakra. It's the Moon's day in the week of active Air and the body in motion. The lunar orb being receptive and reflective, focuses the qualities of the signs and other planets to our personal Lightcraft. The Lunar center, and its intimate connection with the Holographic Image Projection System, is not only the foundation for the astral plane, but is the fiery aspect of astral energy itself. It cannot be weaned prematurely or circumcised without sedation
lest it become traumatized and even more crestfallen. The stars favor a three-day weekend, as Moon is VOC in the sign of
the Sun, propitious to continue our enjoyment of nature, children, art and games, with noattachment to outcomes. Mercury enters Aries, and our communications are filled with piss and vinegar.

TUESDAY, MARCH 31
The Day of Mars in Waterweek. Mars hasn't always been a god of War. More
powerfully cool to blast ejacaulations of dragonbreath fireballs at the mainstream media charade,
to shoot fireworks out the buisness ends of elf flamethrows at the fleeing asses of neo-conservative goons.
Our failure or unwillingness to alter our ways, our inability or refusal to change the direction of this nation and
the continuedindifference or complicity to the plight of billions has unmasked us all.