Metaversal Daily Forecasts for April 1st to April 7th

TUESDAY APRIL 1

It's Marsday in Fireweek. The Metaversal Karma Yoga Workshop now actually takes place every Marsday at our new location in Oaktown. "When will that that take place?" asks Benedink Humperbatch! And I holla back..."Sunrise, One Planetary Hour after True Noon, and two Planetary Hours after Sunset."The month launches with a bang, as Sun squares Jupiter, the closing square in their yearly interaction, and we feel pulled to complete our plans for expansion. The Moon in Taurus soothes our senses and stabilizes our feelings so we get some traction, harmonizing with Neptune, Jupiter, and Pluto. At 3:33 a.m. the Moon suddenly veers violently, inexplicably, layng to waste all to all that was every was, from cathode ray tubes, to Aunt Carol, from Vienna sausages and Coin purses to my silly lexiconjury.. Energy Fools the Magician indeed to invoke the powers of the unconscious world for the coming month—and don’t let anyone get your donkeys up on stage bee-atch!

WEDNESDAY APRIL 2

The Day of Mercury in the kabbalistic World of Fire, Atziluth. Visualize your self wearing sneakers with wings as you read this. Mercury's function is to think. To know. To reason. There is no foot race to win here. Language is his playground. The Akasic Library is his home. And oh yes, Hermes is a Love god. He likes the sound of his own voice. Write a poem, a sonnet, or some erotica today and them transmit that information to at least one other person. Mercury in dreamy Pisces trines Jupiter in nurturing Cancer, so make sure your agreements feel right today. Our intuition is strong with lunar contacts to the Sun and Uranus.


THURSDAY APRIL 3
Take physical exercise in Jupiter's Day, when he is reigning, and use Jovial things such as Lapis Lazuli, Brass, Cedarwood, blue and aery colours, wine, honey; and entertain thoughts and feelings which are particularly Jovial, that is, expansive, healthy, and with good humour... - Marsilio Ficino, Renaissance Astrologer and Orphic Musician

The Day of Jupiter in the kabbalistic World of Fire, Atziluth. If you don't have a good laugh today, you are missing the point. There is a whole division of the Angelic Hierarchy assigned to the sephiroth Chesed (Jupiter) whose purpose is divine inspiration through laughter. And there is no vision more critical in the career of the adept than the Metaversal Joke. Everyone laughed when I sent my dog Zola the Canine Academy Of Design, but they won't be laughing today when she continues to shit all over their lawn. It’s an eventful day as we turn two corners into a new vista: At 4:48 am (7:48 am ET), the Moon enters Gemini, and we want to talk it out, but with a square to Neptune it’s hard to know what to say. Tomorrow we’ll know.

FRIDAY APRIL 4

The Day of Venus in Fireweek. If you actively invoke blessed HANIEL, the Archangel of Venus into your heart today,
you may find you have developed the ability to feel like Khrisna, multiplying himself into a dozen pastoral, naked
farmhands with muddy feet and emerald pond scum on their thighs, or maybe you are a young Freya on the back of a panther, eating honey. In the Western Mystery Tradition, the most pervasive polyamorous archetype is Aphrodite, Greek goddess of Love and Beauty. She is Venus, Ishtar, Astarte, Inanna and relates to the sephera Netzach on the Kabbalistic Tree of Life. While she had more lovers than any other Greek goddess she was not victimized and never suffered from her numerous love affairs as did many of the other goddesses. Neither was she jealous or possessive. Unlike her counter parts she was allowed freely to choose both her husband and many lovers. She inspired poetry, communication and art as well as love. Her liaison with Hermes produced the bisexual Hermaphroditus. and her long time union with Mars (God of War) produced a daughter, Harmonia. Thus Love and War combined to give rise to Harmony. Today’s energies facilitate commerce and connectivity, with an eye toward future peace in our ties with others, as the Moon receives usable input from Uranus, Sun, and Mars. What happens today is the set-up for the culmination of the Mars retrograde next Tuesday (April 8). We have the chance to smooth things over, but our efforts must be heartfelt and sincere to be successful. Charm offensives won’t work.